I could publish a list of things I will never be able to do, but frankly, when you're as good as I am at, well, um, a few things ... okay more than a few things, why even bother to accentuate the negative? I mean, I can certainly mention I'm utterly inept at using a spreadsheet, but frankly I'm sure a lot of you out there are in the same boat. Okay, not the accountants and, I guess, the computer programmers, but how many BEQ.com fans out there fit that criteria? A lot? Okay, this is a bad example, forget I even brought it up in the first place.
I should have just said I will never ever be able to do a split. Ever. Okay, maybe not ever. I suppose if I became an amputee, like a full leg amputee, I might be able to something resembling the above pose. But with two legs? Forget it. Only ask me to do a split if you want to laugh uncontrollably.
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