PROGRAM: [Across Lite]
Most were in the deluge of love/encouragement/congratulations/ etc. on behalf of the arrival of my beautiful daughter Tabitha. Deep, hearty thanks again to all who sent one. I knew that the fans of the BEQ.com were some of the nicest people around, and those emails just about confirm it as fact. I have been moved.
I also got one intriguing email from a company called (I kid you not) Jizzenlarge. They claim my "nightly activities are set to get wilder" if I start taking their pills. My nightly activities now include changing diapers every 90 minutes in between unrestful patches of sleep.
Dollar store = rentacars?!?!? What the fuck is wrong with you?
How much time do you have, Instrument Mechanics PC #2? We could be here for a while answering that one.
Share the puzzle. New one on Thursday.