PROGRAM: [Across Lite]
I'd love to indulge in a little Dadgushing today, if you would let me. Tabitha's been cruising, a lot lately. In fact, her de facto activity is cruising around our coffee table. I've dubbed it the Cambridge 500. I doubt she's done 500 miles cumulatively since the cruising began, let alone 500 laps of the table. But still, she gets around.
On one lap, Tabitha took an interest in Dad's computer, and proceeded to go to town. You can't see it in the above picture, but her entry at 1-Across is SKOLIA2, and 8-Across is A3AA33A. This can only mean one of two things: either Tabitha speaks in some sort of bizarre alphanumeric language that I cannot possibly comprehend, or that's the world's shittiest crossword.
Share the puzzle. New one on Monday.