I've been busy negotiating some exciting new projects lately, all of them unfortunately had to be kept under wraps under penalty of death. You know how it is. NDAs and all that. Anyway, the ink is finally dry on the biggest and coolest contract, so without further ado, I'd like to announce that starting this summer, the ole' Biz Quiz will be the Puzzlemaster for "The View." Tune in on Fridays where BEQ will be on the couch, drinking lattes with the ladies, and playing some games. I'll be giving them various quizzes on the air that you too can play along with at home. Get ready for word play, charades, Exquisite Corpse marathons, chess problems, and probability distribution logic puzzles!
I know what you're saying. You're saying, "Brendan, how meta can you get?" The answer to that is I can and will get more meta. Don't tell anyone, but I've been working with the writers to hide hidden puzzles throughout all the interviews and features for the first week leading up to my debut appearance on June 7th. And all the answers to those puzzles will be needed in order to solve that first puzzle! So get your DVRs ready! Not only so you can go back and figure each one of them out, but also so you can relive the comedy gold that will be Whoopi Goldberg's face when she doesn't know what hit her when I announce the meta.
I'm going to be needing loads of "View"-appropriate themes, so feel free to give them to me in the comments.
Share the puzzle. New one on Thursday.