Today's puzzle was brought to you by random fate. I was grabbing breakfast at a McDonald's, and as I was waiting for the food, Tabitha walked over to point and mumble something at a USA Today that was sitting in a wire rack. Normally, when this happens, I go into a "better enjoy dead tree editions now because they won't be around when you get older" monologue. However, this time, part of a headline grabbed my attention. Specifically, it's this puzzle's title. Sure, it's an Apple slogan, but USA Today used it in a headline, sue me. And with a title like that, the theme just screams itself. I love it when that happens. Tabitha, if you're reading this, feel free to randomly point to things that will inspire me to come up with themes. It'll make Dad happier, and his job easier.
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