Merry Christmas, everybody. In case you were wondering, I got a piece of coal in my stocking. One single piece. Guess I was naughty this year. It's not too bad, though, as later on today I shall summon whatever strength I can from my spaghetti arms and attempt to transform said piece of coal into a diamond. Can it be done? I say yes.
Oh, and for those interested in episode 2 of "Vendetta," (see the above video I posted up above), the electrifying conclusion can be seen here. Both are ridiculously silly. RIYL: "Yacht Rock," bad 80s cop shows, gratuitous violence.
Feeling festive? A $10 tip to the ole' Biz Quig gives you peace and good will, and three bonus puzzles. Perfect to help distract yourself from all the chaos that might be the holidays. But don't feel obligated to give as this site shall remain free forever. You can quote me on that.
Now, I have a Christmas sweater I have to put on. Share the puzzle. New one on Monday.