ACROSS LITE PUZZLE:
[ TEA PARTY HARDY (HAR HAR)]
PROGRAM: [Across Lite]
PRINTOUT PUZZLE: [ TEA PARTY HARDY (HAR HAR)]
PROGRAM: [Adobe Acrobat]
First off, I just found out that for those who are using Stand Alone's Crosswords program, they are now selling a pack of some of the greatest hits from The Onion puzzle. Y'all know I contribute. And if you didn't know who else made the puzzles, now you know: Byron Walden, Francis Heaney, Ben Tausig, Deb Amlen, Tyler Hinman and the miracle Matts (Gaffney and Jones). Anyway, it's a great program, you have access to just about every puzzle you could possibly want, and it runs on all smartphone platforms now, even Droids. (Oh yeah, I have a puzzle pack myself, just sayin'). Anyway, get thee to it.
Secondly: something to be filed under the "Hunh?" category. The puzzles of yours truly appears to be a "measuring stick" for rating the quality of whiskey. I'm guessing that's a good thing. Behold The Malt Impostor.
That's all I got. Share the puzzle. New one tomorrow.
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