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November 02, 2017

CROSSWORD #1000: Next Level Shit

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We made it. 1000. Huzzah. No time to celebrate though, 1001 is coming soon enough. Besides, drop the balloons on some real achievements like, uh, ... hmm. Let me think about that. Uh, ... No. How about ...? (pause). Uh, ... How about retirement? Yeah. That seems worthwhile. So please, hold your applause for another 22 years, at least. Thank you.

Besides, this isn't a race. It's a marathon. Gotta pace myself.

Share the puzzle. New one on Monday.

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